Look, it happens. You’re not the first and you sure as hell won’t be the last. We stab you with tiny needles thousands of times per minute while your brain is busy trying to decide if you’re a warrior or a weak Victorian child about to pass out in a fainting couch. Here’s the deal: 1. Fainting is normal. Your blood sugar drops, your adrenaline spikes, your body goes: “Nope, shut it all down, we’re rebooting.”  Congrats, you’ve joined the proud tradition of people who take a n